it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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