have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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