i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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