problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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