Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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