she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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