I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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