What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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