I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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