I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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