i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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