How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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