3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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