PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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