Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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