I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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