5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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