I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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