And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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