She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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