We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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