Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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