I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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