The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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