In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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