this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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