Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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