it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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