It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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