when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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