Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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