Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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