I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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