I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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