I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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