I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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