they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
