dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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