O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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