I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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