My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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