I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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