I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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