It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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