thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
with your own penis?
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
3pm strippers are depressing
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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