you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize