I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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