will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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