Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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