Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
kristin has been a bad kristin
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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