I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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