is this the sara with the beer cane?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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