No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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