I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she peed on how many people?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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